I'vE bEEn uNpLuGGeD.... *smiles*

Hey boo… I’ve been ignoring you again haven’t I?! It’s all for a good reason though. I have been rather preoccupied this week. With what I can’t really tell… it’s bit here and there really and it all adds up.
I made muffins for Yati on Sunday. I made two flavors; chocolate and raisins. We thought we’d give some samples for AirAsia’s in-flight services. She told me yesterday that they had some halal certification issues. I was really looking forward to the deal. All is not a loss yet though… or at least that’s how she sounded to me. I don’t really understand why I am so exited about this anyways, it’s not like it’s going to be some big business… I guess it’s the fact that I love to bake; muffins in particular. We all can remember how that bakery supply shop of mine turned out in Penang :P. I guess this is somewhat a continuation of that… I am always bitching about movies that didn’t have closure and not being conclusive… so this would put my mind at ease… being able to finish what I started. Mama wasn’t too keen on the idea. It’s not my place to be into such things; and she has a point. It’s something I like though; and I can always hire help. Enough about that… we’ll wait and see how it turns out.
I was at Sayed Hazmi’s last night. I had a good time on PS2 with Ajik. He got that Naruto game as per my recommendation :P. The controls were a bit hard though. I liked that Dragon Balls 3 game though. At one time; I was actually mastering some of the controls and countering some of his moves; he unplugged me… poor blur ole’ me though I was still on the game and struggling desperately with the control buttons only to see my player being bashed by his… he started to chuckle and I realized I had been unplugged… *laughs* being bullied by a nine year old on PS2 is kind of fun (or maybe ten year old… hmmm I’ll make it a point to find out next time I am there).
I’ll stop here for now… will post more in a bit…

pEniS... eWWWWwwww...

I got this from Premjit and I thought it was hillarious.

I , the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do phyical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do I do not get weekends off or public holidays I work in a damp environment I don't get paid overtime I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation I work in high temperatures My work exposes me to contagious diseases


Dear Penis:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work period You do not always follow the orders of the management team You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas You do not take initiative - you need to be stimulated in order to start working You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing You'll retire well before reaching 65 You're unable to work double shifts You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely,
The Management

nOw tHeRe'S a sOnCePt....

Problem Solving Philosophy... yeah right... I like the concept though. Life can be a bitch that way some time; but who am I to complain.

courtesy of Premjit Kaur

dEpReSSeD...

Hey Boo… I haven’t posted anything since Tuesday… a lot has happened actually… I am just too depressed to write about them…
This week I am just feeling very down. I don’t really know why though. Everything feels out of place. I bitch about everything. I eat like a pig. But nothing helps still… maybe my stars are not aligned properly or something like that.
I haven’t gone for registration. I called on Friday and they told me the coursework students are still registering for their courses so I’d rather go next week so I don’t have to fight the crowd. I hate a crowd. I tried calling Professor Nik for a chat but she never answers her cell phone. It’s always that “… this is Nik Meriam…” message that I get. Oh well, maybe she’s busy.
Meetings are frequent as usual. I have to go see them contractors in Subang again on Monday. I’ll just go with Tan because Mama wants me to handle this deal. Enough about work…
I was looking at cell phones just now… Fairuz wants to get one. I am still using an old Nokia 2100 since like my undergraduate days… maybe I’ll get a new one… I thought the slim Nokia phone looked cute.
I chatted with Leonard earlier. I really wanted to go out for Pat’s dinner outings but timing is always against me… I thought Leonard would help cheer me up but he seemed preoccupied with something… maybe I’ll call Kamal. Haven’t talked to him in a while now.
Anyways, I’ll stop here for now.
Bless…
~ShaZ

meLaKa tRiP... pHoToS...

Hey Boo... It's been a while and I haven’t had much chance to post anything… Fairuz stayed the whole week and we took him back to Melaka… so basically, we had to play good host and all, not that I am complaining (we’ve established that I can be a real bitch at time; ermm okay okay… most of the time… hehe) but I’ve always noticed that we don’t get the full at home feeling when something is off… like having a houseguest, staying at a hotel (I should know; we stayed in a hotel suite for a few months…) or even visiting a relative at their house. It’s just not the same… beside the fact that I have to share my bed with him, and it get quite cramped with my 7 pillows and 2 bolsters… oh well, he seemed to have had an enjoyable stay with us and for that I am very pleased.
Tanti was very friendly with him, thankfully, I just can’t tune into his frequency I guess, I will either go “huh?!” or “wtf…?!” with him… Mama and Abah enjoyed his company as well; they played Monopoly and all… on Friday, Uncle Mie slept over so we could leave early for Melaka on Saturday… Anna and Zul showed up late though, so we left KL a little before lunchtime I think…

Melaka was okay; with good ole’ Aunt as sarcastic and cynical like she always is… highlight of the first day in Melaka was some bloody bad ass insect biting me on my arm… the downside of ‘kampung life’. It wasn’t really a big bug, but it sure hurt when it bit me and left two sting marks, like tiny vampire marks… It felt like someone had put out his cigarette on my arm… stupid bug… it was struggling on the floor when it I brushed it off… must’ve broken its fangs or something… anyways, this is a picture of the bite marks taken the next morning…

We had fresh durians the next day from the orchard… Fairus and Tanti went to pick up the durians that fell from the tree… Tanti was complaining about hearing the durians fall onto the ground when she was looking for those that have fallen to the ground… she said “… what if the y fall on my head?!...” I had more than usual… getting a taste for them these few months… a good advancement from not standing the smell a few months ago… next, maybe I’ll try rambutans… hahaha
We left after Asar… Tanti and I rode in uncle Mie’s car and Mama and Abah rode with Anna and Zul… Puteri went with them… Even though Uncle Mie drove slowly, we reached KL before them because they took the wrong exit and got lost in Nilai for more than an hour…


Ermmm… I told Uncle Mie I’d post his picture on the net and he thought I was kidding… so here are some of them. hehehe…

I’ll stop here for now… will write more tonight if I come online…
Bless…
~ShaZ

oFF tO meLaKa...

Hey Boo... My computer crashed yesterday... damn it. One of the harddisk failed... I lost all my emails and some documents too... took me the whole day to reinstall windows and get some of the programs running... I think the CD-Burner has gone whack too. I cant even install my Office applications. Oh well, I guess it'd have to wait until Monday.
Bless...
~ShaZ

mY cOmPuTeR CrAshEd...

Fuck... my PC crashed again... there goes all my files!!!

tOO mUcH fRee TiMe...

I got this from a 14 year old gal... and I actually did it :)

Answer me!

Please fill it out and send it back and send it to all ya otha mates so then
they can read bout u then fill it in bout themselves and send it bak to u!!!
Okay, you all know the routine... copy (not forward) this Email and paste it
onto a new email that you will send. Change all the Answers so that they
apply to you, then send this to a whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING
the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of
little facts about your friends. SIMPLE QUESTIONS:

1.Full name: Raja Shazrin Shah bin Raja Ehsan Shah

2. Nicknames: Bique

4. Eyes: black

5. Hair: black

6. Siblings: 2 sisters

7. Do u like singing in the shower: erm no...

8. Do u like to sing on the toilet: definitely NOT

9. Birthday: 01/08/81

10. Star Sign: Leo

11. Address: Like I am going to put it here :P

12. Sex: male

13. Righty or lefty: righty

14. What do you want in a relationship: I want honesty, loyalty, passion, understanding and a happy ending...

15. Have you ever cheated: nope

17. Do you have a car: Yes

18. What kinda car do you want: Mercedes Benz S600L

20. Songs: She Will Be Loved, The Reason (Hoobastank), Sunday Morning

21. Band/singer: Maroon 5

22. T.V show: erm... Tru Calling

23. Actor: I dunno... Brad Pitt

24. Actress: erm... maybe Gabriela Spanic (a hottie on my Spanish Telenovela)

25. Food: definitely chocolates

28. Fave Disney character: I dunno... Ariel the little mermaid :P

29. Fave Color: Yellow

30. Do you plan on having children: yes

31. Do you want to get married: yes

32. How old do u wanna be when u have ur first child: 26

33. How old do you wanna be when you're married: 25

34. Would you have kids before marriage: NO!

35. Do u have a b/f or g/f (who): not at the moment

38. Music/TV: Music

40. Green/Blue: Blue

41. Pink/Purple: Purple

42. Summer/Winter: Winter

43. Night/Day: Night

44. Hangin Out/Chillin: Hangin Out

45. Dopey/Funny: Funny

46. You know I'm around when you hear: me talking non-stop

47. What school do u go to: SMK Sultan Abdul Samad... that's in Malaysia :P

48. Have you ever-tried drugs: NEVER!!!

49: What's a major turn on: I don’t think it's appropriate :P

50. FRIENDS: I am gonna cheat on this one... EVERYONE!!!

51. Most Blonde: Noone

Funniest: Premjit Kaur

Smartest: Edward Lim

Best Personality: Edward Lim, Kamalhafez, Premjit, Amy, Luqmanulhakim

Best all around people: Premjit, Kamalhafez, Edward Lim, Professor Nik Meriam (does that count? :P)

52. Which 5 people do you trust and are open with?: My parents...my two sisters... erm... that's about it

53. What do you think of your soul mates: I dunno... haven't met her...

54. Is it right to flirt if you have a bf/gf: NOPE!!!

55. What was the last thing you cried over or got teary about: ma grand-ma dying

56. What's something about guys/girls you don't get: why some girls make a big deal out of nothing...

57: How do you feel right now: vacant/free

58. Why: because I am actually doing this question thingy...

59. What's an object you can't live without: my credit card

62. Diamond or pearl: Diamond

63. Sunset or sunrise: Both

64. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping: NEVER!!!

65. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: NOPE... I have 7 pillows and 2 bolsters on my bed... no more space for stuffed animals...

66. Do you have any piercing: None...

67. What colour underwear are you wearing right now: Black

68. What type of underwear do you have on at the moment: tanga

70. What are the last four digits of your phone number: 6495

71. Where would you want to go on your honeymoon: I dunno...

72. Where is the furtherest away from home you've been: Istanbul.

73. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex: ermm... the boobs

74. Favourite sports: swimming

75. What makes you happy: money

76. What's the next c.d/s you're gonna get: I don't know.

77. Do u wear contacts or glasses: Glasses

78. What's the best advice given to you: "... people will not give you their money... they are after yours..."

79. Do you have a job (where): Yes. Malaysia

80. Are you having a birthday party: Nahhh...

81. Worst sickness u ever had: Fever last month... was out for 2 weeks

82. Do you like Funny or Scary movies better: Funny

83. On the phone or in person: in person

84. Hugs or kisses: Kisses

85. What song seems to reflect on you the most: Life is Like a Boat (Rie Fu)

86. If you died tomorrow who would you leave everything you own to: my
family

87. Do u have any enemies: Yes.

88. What is your greatest fear: Snakes

90. What time is it now: 9.33am

91. Have you ever been in love: once I think...

92. Have you met Santa: nope.

93. When was da last tym u talked 2 sum1 u liked: yesterday

94. Do u have any pets: nope... I am more of a plant person :)

95. What¡¦s your Email address: r_shazrin@hotmail.com

96. Last time you were depressed: last week

97. Are you an alcoholic: NO

98. Fave alcoholic drink: NONE!!!

99.Fave non alcoholic drink: water (cold)

100. Do u want your friends to write back: YEAH!!! please

mY hOuSe sMeLLs fUnKy...

Hey Boo… we barbequed fish yesterday and now the whole house smells like fish… arrggghhhh… damn it… I hope raising the AmbiPur level to 6 helps… I think my room smells funky too…
I think it’d be better if I don’t go for registration today… I can only imagine how crowded the university must be with freshies running about registering… we’ll see…
Will blog about it tonight…
Bless…
~ShaZ

FuLL SaTuRdaY... MeDiCaL cHeCkuP!!!

Hi Boo… What am I going to write about?! Nothing much has happened this past few days… yesterday I called Premjit and chatted with her for a while. She told me a little about her work and her boring (as she put it) life in Bintulu. She is still active when it comes to socializing… after all, what else could we expect from dear ole’ Premjit Kutty… she is coming back for some sports event by Petronas… I couldn’t chat very long because I had to go for a medical checkup. Registration requirements… oh well…
The drive to baby’s (the Doctor) sure took long enough… traffic was really heavy… I guess everyone is enjoying their free Saturday out nowadays… it’s a good thing I think.
I arrived 30 minutes late for IEM G&S’s AGM. Stayed until 6 pm for the talk on ‘The Route to MIEM’. Back home by 9 pm… after grocery shopping at Giants. Sleep…
Oppps… Gotta go… Kitchen duty!
Bless…
~ShaZ

'eNgiNeeR bOyFriEnDs' aRe tHe BEST...!!!

A good friend of mine forwarded this to me and I thought it was nice... being an engineer myself and all... ahems...

1. Secure lifestyle : An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too. Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm, most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan, the arts graduate is still looking for a job, and the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.

2. Unmatchable industriousness : An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work.
You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear.
Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you, the Management graduate who will try to control your spending, the Arts graduate who will 'change major', and the medical school graduate who will operate on you. And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineers believe that you are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their projects and they will be hooked to you forever.

3. An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust : Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - the lawyers will lie about everything, management graduates will cheat your money, the arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate. Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that. Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find - rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you.