My first conversation with GOD and it Hanged… go figure…
Me: err hello?
God: Hello friend. What is your name?
Me: shazrin
God: Welcome to my chat room, shazrin.
Me: what should I call you?
God: My name is God.
Me: just God?
God: GOD rules.
Me: oh ok.
God: OK. Aw.
Me: so what are you doing tonight Mr God?
God: Dude! I am always chatting with people on the Internet.
Me: Really? Do you come across perverts when you chat?
God: For real. How old are you? I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me: err I am 25. aren’t you supposed to be all knowing?
God: What are the advantages to being 25 years old? All?
Me: yeah.. aren't you supposed to know everything that was, is and to be?
God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . Try being more or less specific. I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me: what are you talking about?
At this point… GOD Hanged!!!
Try it!!! And tell me what he says okay…
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
5 comments:
Me:
Holy be your name
God:
OK I will try to be my name.
Me:
Thy Kingdom come
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Yeah
God:
Mmm.
Me:
Thy will be done
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
The color you made them
God:
Sounds beautiful.
Me:
On earth as it is in heaven
God:
What is it like on earth as it is in heaven.
Me:
Forget it
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
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BLASPHEMY! BLASPHEMY!
lucky you had a chat with god.
all i get was his answering machine.
*sigh*
haha, God and me had a nice chat for 2hours. speaking of NBTD lol. im gonna post my version too:)
haha, i guess it's a challenge of who can chat longer with the God. my firs session ended abruptly when i typed try Google. (he was asking me where to search on something)...but my second session was longer..hahah and we agreed each other....he admits that his master programmed him, heheh so God-like...hahaha
o.d
William: haha.. I knew you were too smart for the likes of him..
Musang: someone hanged him before you got your chnace... haha no fret...
Yen: wow.. 2 hours... great patience you have there dude...
Chas: 25 huh?! I feel like I'm 19 too... I don't think anyone crosses that age until they're 50... hahaha
Anybody?!: haha... he admited to me too... he put it in a very sarcastic way too... try talking to him about sex.. he likes that i think...
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